Top 3 movies with funniest quotes

When you watch a comedy, there lines that make you giggle, and there are lines that don’t let you take a breath from laughing as hard as you can. There are also certain lines that you’re likely to remember many years after you watch a movie. They can be wise, entertaining or just downright funny.

There are some movies that have been known to feature many funny lines that are often quoted in several different places and hundreds of websites on the internet.

Here are some of the movies that are known to include a lot of hilarious moments:

Many of you are probably already familiar with the Addams Family. They were once a popular franchise featuring movies and animated series. What’s exceptional about the Addams family is their exceptional ability to be sadistic, dark and out of the boundaries of a normal family, while still acting like one. From the somewhat normal at first glance father Gomez and mother Mortisha, to their extremely sadistic children Wednesday and Pugsley, the Addams are a great source of funny quotes. Here’s an example:

Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.

Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.

One of the staples in computer generated animation, this movie, although intended for kids, has brought smiles on the faces of many adults. It tells the story of the swamp monster Shrek, which goes on an adventure to get his swamp back, accompanied by the annoying Donkey.

Here are some of the funniest lines in Shrek:

Donkey to the dragon: Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?

Donkey: Hi, princess.
Princess Fiona: It talks.
Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

Donkey: You love this woman, don't ya?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Do you wanna hold her?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Please her?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Then ya gotta, gotta try a little *tenderness*! Chicks love that romantic crap.

Based on the popular adult animation series that revolutionized the way people look at animation, The Simpsons Movie has the same spirit as the series. Creator Matt Groening and his crew did the best so you could be entertained for more than an hour. Here are some of the best quotes from the movie:

Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob and apologize for what you did.
Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
Grandpa: I'm part of the mob!

Homer Simpson: Okay, epiphany, epiphany... oh I know! Bananas are an excellent source of potassium!
[gets slapped]
Homer Simpson: Ow! Uh, America will never embrace soccer.
[gets slapped]
Homer Simpson: More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself?

Marge Simpson: I hate being late!
Homer Simpson: Well I hate going. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way, by praying like hell on my death bed.
Marge Simpson: Homer, they can hear you inside!
Homer Simpson: Relax! Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phoney-baloney God!
[everyone at the church has heard the conversation and are giving the family angry looks]
Homer Simpson: How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jesus

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